The new way to get zombies on your side: Pocky sticks.
From Wiki: "Pocky (ポッキー, pokkii?) (IPA: /pokːi/) is a Japanese snack food produced by the Ezaki Glico Company of Japan. It was first sold in 1965, under the name Chocoteck, and consists of a biscuit stick coated with chocolate. [...] The name was changed to "Pocky", after the Japanese onomatopoetic word for the sound Pocky makes when bitten, pokkin (ポッキン)."
Not scary, but funny. You gotta love Japanese Humor.